The Royal Guard will take anypony and train them to be a functioning guard. You need to have some useful natural ability or training before you can join the Night Guard.
Oh Pun Pony, why do you have to bug the poor guy?
Different worlds, different rules. In many Tumblr-verses, changelings are effectively a type of pony in the same vein as Earth Ponies, Unicorns and Pegasi. In others they’re an insect race that have been drawing sustenance from ponies for so long that they’ve taken on pony characteristics at a hereditary level. Where I’m from, changelings are a biological weapon.
And yes, I was just being silly about being anti-changeling in the bar. If I was serious, you folks know I would have been wearing very different apparel.
It holds most of them, sometimes.
Artwork by SymbianL
Switch: Maybe she needs to get a new red pen?
Pun: I don’t have enough ink for that!
Switch Track brings me in for a consultation occasionally, but I don’t think he can afford what I’d charge to deal with a question like that!
One of those situations where explaining it will only make it worse. You can see more of that time-jaunting couple over at Ask Lovestruck Derpy!
Artwork by CNat
I might be a bit confused on witch way to go!
Artwork by Atomi-Cat
In other news, the bovines are allowed to enter the baking contests again after a misunderstanding about cow pies.
Artwork by Slawomiro
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I had to call on Max from Tumblrpon Support to see if he could fix the issue. It turns out the issue is just lazy Tumblr users.
Artwork by TLATopHat
I seem to be in a sticky situation! I wonder if anypony has enough appetite to get me out of it.
Artwork by CNat
Crimes against language is a serious offence.
This place is more re-volting than an electric buggy charging station!
That said, go check out Ask Ace Pony, a pony after my own heart when it comes to dealing with threats to one’s friends and family.
Words are a fun to play with.
Artwork by LoCeri